the G is for “guac”, the Q is for “queso”
You suck at cooking - https://youtu.be/W-wXPg-fVQ8
are sandwiches cooking? lol
i’ve been calling it assembling.
I feel like cooking involves heat that induces some change in the substance (like melting cheese in a grilled cheese), but I’m not going to tell anyone making me food that they’re wrong!
yes: ALWAYS be nice to the people making and/or handeling your food! lol
Gay? It’s Garlic damnit, get it right!
I thought it was Gherkin.
Guacamole 🥑
thankfully my family wasn’t jewish or muslim because all except my parents were accepting of my bacon-ness. lol
My parents already knew I was tomato
I told my parents I was a tomato and they started arguing about if I’m a fruit or a vegetable
My gay cousins and uncles paved the way for me so the biggest issue was coming out as treyf. We’re Reform, though, so they were a bit confused at first but ultimately supportive.
Do I guess you either came out as bacon or two-shrimp?
You do! You do guess! 😊
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Had to explain what it means first lol
lame and nervous
My family didn’t understand me not including mayo on my LGBLT. They accepted it tho.







