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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 天前

Nightmare

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Nightmare

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 6 天前
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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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    Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!

  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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    Fake - they weren’t fighting

    Gay - they were fucking

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    They chose the venue.

  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world
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    “Hey, man, I didn’t see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business.”

  • vane@lemmy.world
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    Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.

  • Bonus@sh.itjust.works
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    On the edge of my seat here

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    I’m pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

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    They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

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      “the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive

      If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol

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        That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.

        • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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          They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

      • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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        oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)

        • YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf
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          God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

          • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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            Calm down, Pol Pot

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        You’ve been hanging with the wrong gays

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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      If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

      • fonix232@fedia.io
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        Someone’s thirsty

        • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip
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          Brother I am living in the gobi desert here

    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io
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      “Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

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        not typically but sometimes!

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep

    • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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      Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.

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      the gays

      this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

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        Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.

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      That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.

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