As the top official, you’d think he’d be in a position to improve it, so to speak.
Listen, man, if they’re just going to sit there limp like they’re nailed to a crucifix, there’s only so much the top can do.
Hey, he’s not the CEO of Sex, only the CEO has that power
I have no idea what’s going on with the Avengers these days. Why is Spiderman gripping Iron man’s prayer beads so intently?
Tropic Thunder.
Such a dumb, great movie.
I even liked the advertisements at the beginning, and I block every ad!
A friend who was with me in the theater was hella confused about that. Especially about booty sweat 😂
Yes…
In their defense. Having a life size full color sculpture of a dead guy nailed to some planks in the room with you, is a real mood killer.
Speak for yourself
Ewwww
To be fair, he is shredded. Almost every version of him you see on the cross has him with abs!
CrossFit
I’d be cross if someone nailed me to a piece of wood as well!
If I had been drinking something I would have spit it out when I read this.
Then you’ve not seen this?
I feel guilty when I’m not walking… and that motivates me!
No kink-shaming, you’re weird, too, and you know it.
Maybe he’d prefer being a bottom?
Considering that’s three of the members of Rammstein, that’s probably on-brand honestly
Yeah, it’s better to have consensual gay sex with the band than non-consensual straight sex with the frontman.
Conclave if it was good.
We’re gonna have a Conclave, all the way through the night. We’re gonna have a Conclave until the smoke turns white!
(Courtesy of Mara Wilson, of all people)
Mara Wilson had some good shitposts on Twitter. One of the few follows I miss from that site.
Tryna find that Vatty daddy
I hope one bad experience doesn’t spoilt it for him long term. Stay strong!
