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Good one

I do this for myself. All these cereals are too sugary, you kinda need to dilute them with the non-sugary ones.

Even bran flakes aren’t good enough to dilute something with because they’re ⅒ sugar.

Americans do not eat flavors. They “taste” shape and color and texture of food-like items. 98% of the mass of these is refined and recomposed from their countless 160-acre broadfields of field corn and soy and wheat. Not having more than 3 plants that they source their organic chemistry from, Americans will dump a dye (banned in the EU) on top and vehemently pretend that the Froot Loops have different flavors.

My mom used to do that with Lucky Charms and Cheerios

They’re trying to get you ready for no nut November

Tbf shit like this is what made me paranoid about food. I’m still terrified that someone would slip in something while I’m not looking

Used to water down my alcoholic grandfather’s Scotch. He finally noticed.