Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye 😂 I don’t think it’s pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn’t pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
spoiler
😂😂😂
that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test 🤞
They never wiped their arse properly so 🤷♀️
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it’s wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
If I could get it removed, you best believe I’ll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I’ll leave around in places and when partner finds it I’ll say
"I'm always watching"
It’s like a bingo barrel.
easy, just put cup over the eye!
I have been blessed by the generosity of Samoan ladies. They gave me a flower and a pocket full of lollies
aww 💖
Mornin’, YarraByte!
Day goes well thus far
Attn Spin… Pickle twisters are at Woolies.
Would tag you but Jerboa sucks and I don’t know how to make it work.
We were already in our PJs!
Thank you from the bottom of my pickle loving heart.
Glad you found them!
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there’s a message for you from @Eagle@aussie.zone
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there’s a message relayed via @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone regarding pickle twisties originating from @Eagle@aussie.zone
Thank you for assisting in the Get Spin Pickle Twisties chain!
@ everybody 😺@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone There is now a pickle twistie Mon to get your attention
That is adorable!! 😍 😍😍😍
Thankyou 😊
Thank you for assisting in the Get Spin Pickle Twisties chain!
Have had some tears going while watching clips of the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I went to a taping of it back in 2018 and had an absolute blast. Can’t for the life of me remember who was being interviewed but remember Stephen being so amazingly warm and kind to the audience pre taping.
I went to a place called Rattle n Hum afterwards and had to fake having fireball for the first time.
For what I am about to receive, I am truly thankful
Weekend has officially begun 🎉😁
Cheers to that 🍻
Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I’m using public transport whilst it’s still free. If I don’t get back on the bike now I won’t until Spring.
I did 35k today on the new bike. A bit pooped but hanging in there.
That’s always a long ride. If you’re pooped now wait until you feel it tomorrow
So much nicer than the drive.
LittleOne having a moment
Hello Fishcat
snek
Much snek, squishy snek
Can I interest anyone in a slice of Lions Club fruit cake?
Oooo. Yes please. I love their fruit cakes.
So do I. Major nostalgia thing for me - my grandfather was a member for years, so a Lions Club fruit cake was my grandmother’s contribution to the season.
I got one for Christmas in 2025, and have just cracked it open. My god, so much cake. Please, take some
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Can I have approx 67 degrees of the circle, heated up in the microwave and served with tinned fruit and cream.
🥣 🔥
Thanks! Hard to get a good fruit cake nowadays, but the Lions Club always comes through.
I lived with someone when I was at uni who made a truly glorious one
I am strongly in favour of the school that requires the fruit for a cake to be soaked in strong tea rather than in rum or brandy. I will, however, soak the fruit for a plum pudding in rum/brandy. Cake is different.
Nope, not enough fruit or booze
yum, I would love a piece ( it’s internet cake, it’s safe )
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The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I’m gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.
I quite like the design of the lyrebird.
they truly are hideous , the blue is ok
they might make good xmas gifts
What a glorious morning for a bike ride! Just a shame about the lack of dogs spotted on said ride!
A bit cold this morning but the ride home is shaping up to be lovely
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Spaghetti bologna please
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tea, toast, marmalade and sleep please
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Thank you chef.
Something sticky, please.
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Woke up early. Taking advantage of new job flexibility to head into work early to finish early! Bring on the weekend at 2pm please
