nobody would react, because nobody knows what olive garden is in Europe
Or to try all of the sausages of Germany and say, “Not bad, but I prefer Hot Dog on a Stick”.
“I’m an Oscar Meyer weiner kid”
“It’s no Olive Garden”.
Thank fucking god.
The food in Italy was so amazing. Even after pasta, pizza, pasta, you never felt like you had a big ass ball of dough in your stomach. Way different ingredients than USA. USA sucks for food quality most of the time.
I went to Croatia and had Mexican food. If I had said it’s no Chevy’s, I would not be lying. Some of the worst Mexican food I’d ever had. I can’t say I’d expected much. I got a laugh because the Aussies I was there with thought it was great. I ordered fajitas, and I got a quesadilla with bell peppers in it 😂.
Im Central American and that’s my fear about moving to Europe. I won’t be able to get the products from home as easily and cheap, will there be any good latin American food?
The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
Sandy sagan has never left Alabama
Pull out a packet of ketchup. Ask them if they have dip for the pizza crust.


