Enshittification has come a long way over the last 60 years. Let‘s hope aliens won‘t detect us or they might pulverize this blue dot before the stupid spreads.
I stopped having Microsoft Outlook issues when I stopped using Microsoft Outlook. I am not like them. How dare they?
This is the way.
This is the way.
He’s going to be in for a big surprise when he’s on the far side of the moon and discovers that all of his ‘local’ files are on OneDrive.
“Please sign in.”
Now I wonder if the ISS has one IP address and they can use the same Netflix account or if it keeps changing so they‘ll lose access before they‘ll return to earth.
“It says here it needs to verify the license.”
“Yeah, that won’t work with our onboard wifi.”
“I’ll use hotspot on my phone. Let me just… ooh, connection. Ah, a message. O-oh, did you know SpaceX is charging roaming costs off-planet? And they ain’t cheap.”
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Sharepoints on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Exchange glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
“But Microsoft just works”
As long as you don’t plug in a scanner
It’s important to note that it was on a personal device.
