Donald Trump erupted at the United Kingdom Tuesday morning over its refusal to join the United States in its war against Iran, issuing the European nation a notice that the United States would no longer be offering it “help.”
“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you: Number 1, buy from the U.S., we have plenty, and Number 2, build up some delayed courage, go to the Strait, and just TAKE IT,” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social.
US owes most of its national debt to UK after Japan and China btw.
I’m half expecting him to declare martial law tonight.
Damn, what a petulant little child he is. Anyone who feels he is the right person for the job has not been paying attention
Now hopefully the UK will finally stop letting the US use them as an aircraft carrier… right?
Great advertisement for Chinese solar tech.
Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.
But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.
The US economy is generally down, but there are exceptions. Some companies make more profit than they did before, especially US oil companies.
Why? Simple. Prices for oil are up, the US oil companies continue to extract the same amount out of the ground, which they can now sell at higher prices -> higher profit.
What is a king if his crown is worthless? Not a man of the people, but surrounded by cultists. Praised by the loudest, loved by the thoughtless. Crowned not by honor, but by lies that were endless.
His walls crumble as whispers grow louder, Causing once-shaking hands to grip blades ever prouder. The throne he once clutched, now colder than stone, His fate sealed by the seeds of ruin he’d sown.
He feasts while his kingdom is left to rot, Drunk on his power yet blind to the plot. A puppet on strings, now tangled and caught. If he ends up dead, then that is his lot.
The crown on his head, a mockery now, A hollow gold band on a sweat-ridden brow. No glory remains, no trumpets resound, Only silence and ash on the burning ground.
Betrayed not by foes but those he called his closest friends,
Their daggers ensuring his rule meets its end. No prayers are whispered, no mourners will weep, For kings who sow torment shall fall just as deep.
When he ends up dead, the people have spoken, A crown polished with falsehood is a crown that is broken. And a kingdom built on cruelty is one which ends with dread,
The crown on his corpse was always a crown of the dead.
Source?
The Muslim Outsider on YouTube, I think.
Hopefully he didn’t use ChatGPT to write it lol but it doesn’t really strike me as AI-written.
Sounds like Tolkien to me.
Thanks!
ChatGPT
I read it on lemmy, just above your comment.
We will! And it’ll have blackjack … and hookers!
Maybe we can build even more big beautiful windmills.
oh nooo… they kill millions of birds and [insert random idiot argument]…
Ohhh…my headaches…
bald eagle screaming intensifies
plus they’re eating the dogs!
and are giving our kids autism!
Even in that statement he seems to suggest taking oil from another sovereign country. Taking over other countries is sadly our British history, but not current practice, unlike the US.
translatio imperii - The empire just moves westward throughout human history.
No help only help
Renewable energy baby go!
I remember when he first threw his toys out of the pram over a wind farm visible from one of his Scottish golf courses. He’s lost all his battles here, hah!
Wind farms aren’t ideal given all the infrastructure needed, but they are certainly preferable to a war.
Trump: “what if we pissed off everyone
Generals: pissing of all countries who-
Trump: “I said everyone! Every single person on the planet! I want them pissed all the time!
Now just sell it as lemonade and profit :)
This but unironically. It’s how authoritarians retain power.
Sadly 20% of Americans would rather cut their own head off than think badly of god emperor trump, so he’ll never be able to upset everyone.
Sadly 20% of Americans would rather cut their own head off
Wait, why weren’t we informed that was an option?
