Cheese contains casein, which studies have found to be addictive. See, it was drugs all along!

It’s because the US military is bullshit.

This is such a weird one, the US didn’t even do the “bombing” they just took credit for what later turned out to have been the Ecuadorian military burning down a farm and torturing people for no reason. Like there weren’t enough warcrimes already, now they want to take credit for ones they didn’t do? Wtf?