World War 365
AKA, the forever war, from 1984, where war is waged specifically to waste and destroy the product of economies, to keep the proles poor, and thus unable to rise up against their oligarchical masters.
We’ve always been at war with Iran.
They’ve been an imminent threat for decades now!
People are rising up in other poorer countries, but I dont know if it has any effect. Massive demonstrations and many people killed, but is change happening?
I dont know. Human societies are just dumb and not built for human happiness. Its just a big tax and profit game people run through for their entire lives. Then they get old and die. Thanks for your effort. Lol.
They number world wars by year now. Welcome to WW2026
They always make em trilogies too
WW365
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When war is baseline, and peace requires an ultimate seasonpass to enable purchasing it as pay per view. Luckily getting access to the unaffordable housing dlc only requires purchasing the “falsely advertised tertiary education with no actual marketable skillset”…
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Wars are subscription based now. Instead of one massive and enormously expensive short-term conflict, you get a decades-long enormously expensive conflict.
Uh…How do I cancel? Tired of paying for this, don’t want it, never wanted it.
Vote out the lobby groups pushing American politicians into war.
Oh wait, you can’t. Your democracy sucks ha ha
Just make them illegal.
Why would the lawmakers make a law against themselves making a lot of money
Referendums. Or riots. You know, whatever people are feeling.
What the people are feeling:
The people who didn’t roit after finding out the president and his billionaire friends have been raping and eating their children would riot for this?
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With the cancel link obfuscated by reams of propaganda
The unsubscribe button is just a placebo.
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If you try to unsubscribe you’re a traitor, and probably antisemitic…somehow!
You may only cancel once your banking account is empty and so is all the other ones.
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Here comes the Cuba DLC
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What we forgot is that peace is the subscription model. The institutions supporting it require constant attention and care. Once you take them for granted and decide they’re not needed, that’s when the default, war, comes back.
I’m buying the battlepass (going shopping at a military surplus store)
We’ve moved from waterfall through to an agile continuous-delivery world war paradigm.
With agentic integration.
Oh god, are we sprinting toward the downfall of civilization?
Perhaps. We’ll know when the authorities feel they Kanban books.
Cold War II, the Fascist Boogaloo and the Enemy Within.
And the dlc’s have increased in price dramatically lately.
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