She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining she can hear me shitting from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? There’s only one bathroom on this floor of the house. Maybe close your door and hang a tapestry on it.
I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.
are you loudly grunting or something hahaha
No I just get gassy real easy so my poops often coincide with flatulence.
i’m on your mother’s side you should walk down to the basement when you have to shit (unless it’s like a groundhog day situation where you’re not sure you can make it that far)
Then my brother would complain that I shit too loud.
Open the door and assert dominance
Finally a reasonable suggestion
whose complaints do you want to live with, your mother’s or your brother’s? i know personally, i can easily ignore my little brother’s complaints but my mother’s irk me to no end LOL
My brother will complain to my mother and he’s even more annoying than my shits, this whole thing could end with my mom making me shit outside.
You should shit loud enough that she is willing to purchase and get built this $2,000 outhouse for you.
https://denoutdoors.com/products/the-washroom-modern-outhouse
Bros dropping 3 pound logs every time