She works from home and I work retail so my days off are often weekdays, and she keeps complaining she can hear me shitting from her home office. But like what am I supposed to do? There’s only one bathroom on this floor of the house. Maybe close your door and hang a tapestry on it.
I can’t wait to move out of this shithole.


I asked grok, you need to put down a towel and a single rose first it dampens the sound impact of the log hitting the water.
Uh, won’t my towel be covered in shit after?
I tried asking grok again but it started about the white genocide, sorry instructions unclear!
Sounds right, I heard that’s how they do it on aircraft carriers
idk about a towel but if you put TP in the toilet it has a similar effect, worth trying.
The only other thing I can think of is hanging a bunch of towels or blankets along the bathroom walls which might deaden the sound a bit.