Unlike your doomsday religion, which believes it is waging an apocalyptic war to immanentize the eschaton. 🤡
All religions are misguided. People, in this situation, just use them as an excuse to kill each other.
Cthulhu is real and it hungers for you very much. Have you accepted Cthulhu into your dreams?
Actually, the spiders around my house believe in 8 different gods. Shall we exterminate those little biches from my house? Daddy long Legs? Buddy, come here!
I cannot believe that was actually said by a United States representative, where it is and has been codified in the nations constitution, that freedom of religion is a right of the people via the first amendment. Freedom of religion means any religion, but also, freedom from religion.
to wit: The civil rights of none shall be abridged on account of religious belief or worship, nor shall any national religion be established, nor shall the full and equal rights of conscience be in any manner, or on any pretext, infringed.
and who is going to wage war on the U.S. for the misguided religion overtaking it?
It’s yallqidas holy war
They’re gonna kill a bunch more children so Jesus will come open up the gates of heaven for them. Not for the children, but for the murderers of children.
I swear I keep making this joke about “Jesus hates this one neat trick to bring the apocalypse!”
Like wtf is wrong with these fundamentalist assholes thinking they can force a massive bloody war to happen and that will somehow trick Jesus to come because they completed some checklist? Are they playing some kind of card game? “Ha! My conditions have been met, I force Jesus to the field! He casts Absolution! We all go to heaven and collect 23 virgins!”
…ffs
Yeah, I bet dads in Iran don’t even check in on their son’s pornhub search history. Fucking heathens.
this is poor writing, highly ambiguous, there’s no way to tell from context which country “its” is supposed to refer to
edit for those apparently not getting it: there is, but only because we know he’s a hypocrite






