BROWN LIKE A TURD!
just threw up in my mouth
At first I thought it was just fully rusted.
“It’s sunburst orange!” -Clarkson
that color choice has to be deliberate.
Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄
Isn’t posting literal shit against the community rules?
/s
They truly are fuck ugly. Even if Musk wasn’t a POS, I’d never even consider one.
Well, truck owners are not exactly famous for taste or open mindedness. It’s not a bad design from the interior perspective and the rear cover actually makes this practical. It doesnt have 16ft front blind spots like typical Brodozers. Italian designer Guigaro praised the design. He invented the angular design movement in the 80s.
The problems are poor build design and quality, and poor safety considerations and poor performance off road, but let’s be serious, 99% of urban pickup owners will never go off road.
A polished turd no less!
I’m gonna get so much pussy in this.
-Every new cyberturd driver
“Everybody loves my cybertruck, they’re always taking pictures of it.”
“And telling me, I’m #1 with their middle finger!”
You know, I really don’t hate the idea of buying a car without a finish and then getting a custom job after the fact. If there’s a silver lining on the Cybertruck debacle, its the steel frame that you can do up however you like.
But holy fuck is that thing not the most “My 4-year-old’s favorite Hotwheels” ass chassis design. An absolute embarrassment of automotive engineering.
You should look into the Slate electric trucks.
Small electric trucks/SUVs that are intended to be very cheap and barebones stock, but also very modular and very upgradeable, so you add the features you want. Including it being pretty much a given that you’re going to wrap it in the colors of your choice.
They’re not on the market yet, but I have high hopes.
I really, really, don’t like Bezo’s involvement in the company, but if it actually comes to market, isn’t a POS, and ends up as the only EV that isn’t spyware on wheels it’ll have my attention for sure.
The big thing is the (supposed) mid-$20k base price. Exact pricing hasn’t been announced yet (and seems likely to increase, what with tariffs and unpredictable AI-based electronic component shortages). But if they actually do manage to bring a small, practical electric truck to market for, say, $27,000 and they can actually produce them at scale so there isn’t a years-long waiting list to get one…
Well, that will be a big deal, I think.
And, yeah. Doesn’t seem like it will be spyware on wheels, since it doesn’t even come with an infotainment system. You’re meant to mount your own phone or tablet to the dash instead. Those, of course, have their own spyware issues. But you could always just not do that if you’re worried about your privacy – you’d have no nav and no music, but also no spyware. Or just use an old tablet that doesn’t have an internet connection or something.
Just jumping from one fascist company to another.
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.
If you want to drive a car at all, you’re going to end up supporting some huge corporation. And pretty much all huge corporations are at least somewhat friendly towards fascism.
(When an open source car project that anyone can build and make parts for gets off the ground, let me know. I’ll be the first in line. Until then…)
Unfortunately owned by Bezos…
From what I’ve heard, Amazon is a major investor, but not the majority owner.
I may not have heard the full story, though.
No, that’s accurate.
you sorta have to do them up, or they start coming apart at the seams
Not to be a nerd but the frame (edit: unibody actually) is cast aluminum, they just glue bits on top
Gotta make my aluminium look rusty.
You could do that with any car. Like, one that actually works.
I mean, I’d like to see you put a mirror finish on an off-the-lot Honda Civic.
But yes, the truck part of the truck is garbage.
Nobody sells cars with bare metal body work.
Would be a cool look though, with just clear coat to keep it nice.
Looks like a Unity asset for a copper ingot. Probably about as useful too.
Did you say…
Copper?
Someone needs a lot more fiber.
People really will leave anything anywhere, I guess.
damn should really be disposed of
flush it down 👇
sometimes when I come across a tesla while on foot I do a quick ”roman” salute, with 2 fingers on the philtrum for the stache
I just want everyone to feel welcome
That stache addon is gold. “When you care enough to send the very best.”
