Remember that time little Johnny almost asphyxiated and the house burned down? Temu remembers.
Most Temu ads I see (when not agressively blocking ads) are abysmal AI slop, so this is at least partially refreshing.
Sorry I couldn’t find the image I wanted to attach so here’s a singular grain of rice.

Oh god temu site is cancer
Temu’s ads are actually hilarious. They are so absurd.
It seems like they’re saying that the flame is powered by your loved ones. Sorta like a mini crematorium in the living room.

Really ties the room together.
I immediately heard his theme music. One of the greatest fantasy characters ever.
Memories that will last a lifetime.
I can’t follow the link without logging in …. Is this one of those pellet heaters? I thought they look pretty cool, plus I have a pellet grill so it seems complementary.
Obviously I would remind the ai that it’s an outside appliance so it should generate a deck pic
However the ads seemed mighty scammy and I don’t like the idea of fire in such an unstable (tall and skinny) object, even outside
it should generate a deck pic
Send deck pics plz
Ah yes, a crack pipe for beginners, gotta teach them young…
WTF?!
The most disturbing part is bookshelf not full of books. So much wasted potential.
Didn’t know they made a one-shot family hotboxer



