Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.
Some people are bigger opinions than others!
And some opinions are tighter, others have loosened up. Flexible minds with flexible opinions are best.
You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Yes. I thought about it in the shower, thus shower thought
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them… Up.
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
But what will you do once you’ve taught them all the errors of their ways, and there’s nothing left to correct?
I CANNOT imagine a world that isn’t full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don’t feel I’m some super genius. I’m just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I’m somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years…
…just as the machine wants it.
Table for Kruger, Dunning-Kruger?
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Hehe
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
Let my show you my bud hole
It’s where me and my buddies hang out
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
Basically all of them except for mine
Does anyone else smell fresh cinnamon rolls?
I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink
They’re like hearts too, in that case. See, they don’t have to be negatively framed, lol.
cat owners know this
Cats will always show you their opinions and assholes.
You can’t un-lick someone’s opinion.









