Crossfit Jesus be all like:

Is this in an earthquake prone area?

It’s about 60 million 7-11 Big Gulps 🧠

On the other hand, you’re married to this guy:

Personally was not a fan of this. The show runners totally flubbed the tone of the original story by trying to cram so many unnecessary attempts at bad humor.

Is that mica? I can tell by the cleavage.

This can be forgiven as long as you did your own research by listening to your favorite influencer on TikTok :>

🚨🚨TANKIE ALERT🚨🚨

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with beans. Who’s gonna do it? You? 🫘

Soapy Titty memes are a breath of fresh air compared to recurring bean memes TBH 🫘

I’m so with you here. Pick DST or standard whatever will get us to stop changing time. Can always revisit which one we want later ✌️

Don’t give a shit. Priority #1 is stopping this time changing madness first. Just lock a time in and we can revisit the DST vs Standard time shit later.

Does this mean we might finally get a good star wars movie sometime soon?

I get the insider scoop on copper prices from how often the lights go out from all the tweakers stealing copper wiring from my neig

This stupid bitch is a step away from RFK Jr. level idiocy.

The traumatic birth sent Marris’ protective instincts into overdrive. Already a self-described “crunchy” mom, she’d detoxified their home in suburban Winchester

“Toxins”

Desperate for an alternative, she commented on her chiropractor’s Facebook post, “Would this be a good milk for baby Brookie?”

Advice from Witch Doctor/Chiropractor

She had searched online for the benefits of raw milk and gotten the confirmation she needed from raw-milk proponents.

“Did the research herself”

“I’m the one that gave it to her,” she thought. “Just how stupid could I be?”

Pretty fucking stupid apparently. People this dumb shouldn’t be allowed to have children.

Can’t see mirror due to steam so need to use the phone selfie cam ofc :>