yew takin da fahkin piss mate blahdy ‘ell

First they came for our piss, and I did not speak up for I was busy pissing.

the problem with constitutional monarchies is eventually you run out of other people’s piss

All my piss, gone

the grave of Margaret Thatcher hungers for piss, but all the piss is gone, stolen straight from the balls by the dastardly guberment

Anyone who designs a public restroom with no dividers between urinals should be hanged for their crime

Need to drink more bitters down at da pub guv!

The UK government doesnt even have enough water so they have to reuse piss

well, well, well…my time to shine

They need it to wash the sins of the royals

Unfortunately there’s not enough piss to wash those sins