The jellyfish, whose Latin name is Mnemiopsis leidyi, is known for its transient anus, an opening that appears only during defecation.
How can we make this political? 
The jellyfish, whose Latin name is Mnemiopsis leidyi, is known for its transient anus, an opening that appears only during defecation.
How can we make this political? 
Transient Anus would be a great name for a punk band.
Entertainment Headlines:
“The latest news on the Transient Anus Scandal”
“Transient Anus has shat out a public apology”