• Mac@mander.xyzEnglish
    20·
    3 hours ago

    How did gf go from gf to wife?

    i forgot i had a gf

    she tells me her husband is in the military

    I dont think this story is real

  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe
    4·
    5 hours ago

    I didn’t realize you could get out of the army without your wife knowing. Maybe that’s why it was gf at the beginning and suddenly switched at the end, so you don’t realize the incongruity.

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
    6·
    6 hours ago

    Imagine how awesome that would be, assuming either A) she hasn’t had sex with anyone else or B) if she did, you are okay with that

    • alaphic@lemmy.world
      8·
      4 hours ago

      Wait, I’m sorry, what part of either of these is awesome? I’m lost… If A is the case, whether she had sex with someone else or not is immaterial to the discussion. If she thinks OP is someone else, for all intents and purposes, he is, at least as far as our discussion goes, which makes her a cheater. If B is the case and OP indeed is okay with being cucked (whether it’s by himself or not) I would argue that without both parties involved in the relationship having previously agreed to such an arrangement it is, once again, still infidelity and ergo decidedly not awesome.

      Although, C) Ultimately none of this matters because D) OP wouldn’t remember either way, regardless and E) none of this happened to begin with anyway, so… Shenanigans.