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SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News

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Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News

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SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    Have you ever smelled a McDonald’s hamberder after it’s passed through a 79 year old pedophile?

    The lady in green has.

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    “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”

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    A real shit-show! Also, in case anyone doesn’t know, in the UK, Trump means fart.

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    Well I warned you all he would be a shitty president.

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    Alright, to all the MAGA who donned a bandage on your ear in solidarity with your King, we’re watching closely to see what you’ll do next.

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      They’re way past that already, try to keep up

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        This is truly, truly the stupidest timeline.

      • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space
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        this has made my day (shittier, but still, made nonetheless)

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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        Wait until they become all pro-pedophilia!

        • ViceroTempus@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure they already are.

      • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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        Wearing Adult Diapers To Own The Libs

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    Wtf?

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      It’s a peertube instance. As you watch you are also potentially uploading a portion of your downloaded video to another viewer in lieu of the hosting server.

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        Well THAT sure sounds like some sort of legal liability for something or other.

        • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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          That’s presumably why they put the disclaimer there.

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    While I don’t doubt for a minute that he shits his pants regularly. Fart sounds would be pretty easy to fake….

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      The reaction of everyone else in the room is what tells me this actually happened.

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      You could see the outline of a diaper on his golfing outfit from last term though. He’s definitely shitting his pants, even if we aren’t sure he was here, I believe though. Guy is the biggest piece of shit in the country measured by character.

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    Just let a man fart

    • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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      President Poopy Pants

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    Ah . ah .ah . he farted… very funny. Can we have him impeached now, before more innocent people die?

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      No. Not my decision don’t shoot the messenger. If you want someone to shoot, there are plenty of good options.

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    Didnt the recent epstein dump reveal he shits himself because he got stabbed in the ass by one of his epstein victims or something?

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      That was the Sasha Riley thing which is full of bonkers unsubstantiated claims.

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      Also for @hector@lemmy.today - Not the Epstein files, but Sascha Riley. Stabbed in the ass with a tent stake.

      For those who don’t know who he is, this is the original reporting:
      https://lisevoldeng.substack.com/p/dont-worry-boys-are-hard-to-find

      A partial overview of the same reasons I personally tend to believe him:
      https://bethmcdonnell.substack.com/p/a-new-survivor-speaks-epstein-files

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      He got stabbed in the ass? With what? Was the girl ok after?

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    Truly a shit post. I did not have to know this.

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      Really? I am thrilled to know it.

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    I heard a barely audible fart… Is that it? What time is it at?

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      33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.

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          Code 2 had me rolling

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          “again”?

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            Yes he is an old man who’s been wearing adult diapers for at least the last decade or so. He shits his pants regularly. Which is totally fine and understandable for old people, it’s not uncommon at all. Often when they get as old as that they have daily help or are in a facility where they can get help quickly. I remember my grandma going thru that when she was 75, as a strong independent woman it was very hard for her.

            Now when it’s the goddamned president of the United States, it’s somewhat more of an issue. He is in rough shape both physically and mentally. Just go watch some clip of the man from 10 years ago and compare it to today. But he has a whole bunch of cronies that protect him. Otherwise there is no way this man would have been allowed to still have any sort of job, let alone an important one.

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              He’s been in diapers since at least the 90s. It’s from drugs not old age. He did it to himself.

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      Idk man, if you watch the whole (and I know this might be testing the limits of human attention) 2 minutes. The way they start rushing the press out, it’s pretty obvious something was a foul.

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        I did watch it all, waiting for the huge plop-shart-fart combo. Reactions… Yeah, sure. Woman in the green didn’t hold back.

        Like… Is this fart paradoilia? Y’all seem convinced this is something huge and I’m seeing not seeing much.

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          It’s embarrassing…

          For him and those who he represents. I really don’t know what you’re even arguing homie.

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            From the description and other comments, I was originally expecting it to be much more obvious what had happened. Yes, I agree with the interpretation most people here have, but it’s a lot more subtle than everyone would like.

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      There’s a fart sound around 33s and then a mushy plop sound around 44s when he’s shaking hands with Mehmet Oz.

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        mushy plop sound

        🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

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    I’m a FREE THINKING REPUBLICAN WOLF and I’m going to Shit MY Pants in Public in Solidarity to our BEST EVER MANLY President Poopy Pants Donald Trump!

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      Hey, at least my kind shit in the woods and not in their pants (or on immigrants… or trans people… or whoever the latest outgroup is).

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    The chair doesn’t deserve this kind of punishment.

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