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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice

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ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice

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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts […]
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    It’s The Onion, but is it really satire? I have my doubts.

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      It’s a perfect example of satire having nowhere else to go as reality has gone bonkers.

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    Ate this one.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Yeah this is more of a “they got there first”

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    Also being outside depending on party affiliation and skin color

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    Onion just not tasting very oniony anymore

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