I’m getting tired of the classics: Pepperoni, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, pineapple, etc. Everybody knows them, have them all the time, yawn.
I want to buy something original and unique to put on my pizza for dinner. Make me an offer!
I’ve been enjoying zucchini slices like pepperoni. They are a fairly wet ingredient so don’t overdo it, but a mandolin makes pretty quick work.
One of the best I ever did was left over Chinese food.
My favorite pizza toppings:
Asparagus Heads, Brussels Sprouts (quartered), Maitake mushroom (shredded), whole roasted garlic cloves. Toss all of that in a mix of oil, coconut aminos, and parmasan cheese. Spread over the pizza and add a boatload of black pepper and whatever herbs you like.
Edit: Ah fugg, I just realized this is buy-sell-trade. Uhhhhhhh I’ll give it up for 16¢ and a pack of wheat free brewskies
1,5 handjobs
I have a mostly full 5oz / 142g bag of black licorice wheels. They are even roughly pepperoni-shaped! $3 OBO
Doritos.
You need more meat. Put some Pork Roll on it.
Figs and goat cheese.
How much?
Sprinkle it in blotches, a small lump here, another lump there. You don’t want to saturate it. You want to taste the main ingredient every couple of bites. In between you taste the base flavor. ( can be cheese, white or red sauce, herbs)
How much money is a small lump and how do you want me to sprinkle it?
Corn/arugula/sliced precooked butternut squash
How much?
Bacon, onion, pimentos, egg and chili
Kebab/gyros, onions, feferonies, and kebabsauce
Creme fraiche (instead of tomatoe sauce) sliced boiled potatoes, pine nuts and maybe some Gorgonzola
How much for a slice of all 3?
Live ants.
Won’t they just eat the pizza before I get to it?
It’s like oregano, you just sprinkle them on as soon as you’re ready to eat.
It’s not too unique but no one mentioned it so goat cheese and veggies. I like jalapenos, roasted garlic, broccoli, or whatever good veggie. I love putting veggies on my pizza and the goat cheese sets it off.
How much?
I try not to over load it because then I can pick up a slice without it falling off. Just a bit of each but make sure to cover enough of the pizza. I put smaller gloves of cheese over spreading it over the whole thing.
May I interest you in one of the classics?
NyQuil Liquid Gel Capsules + Mucinex SF Plus®
Is this an acceptable pizza for someone not sick?
It’s acceptable to anyone who seeks the ultimate flavor.
Barbequed hammers.
Do they come with replacement teeth?
Pesto sauce, feta cheese, salami, sundried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts
How much per slice?
I put a lot of everything because I’m a fatty, although feta is hard to get a lot of it always comes in small containers around me
