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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

What preparations have you taken for the inevitable attack of the sea people?

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What preparations have you taken for the inevitable attack of the sea people?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Skyline969@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    Stocked up on lemon, garlic, and butter.

  • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Breathing air.

  • whiskers165 [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I live 1,000 ft above sea level, half a days drive from the ocean. The only waterway connected to my property is an unnavigable creek. Good luck, Sea Peoples, my fortress might as well be impregnable

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I see you understood the graveness of the situation. Well done.

      • whiskers165 [she/her, she/her]@hexbear.net
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        I had to hide in a cave eating lizards for three weeks last time they came around, not doing that again

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          Yeah the collapse of civilisation event sucks.

    • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What if the sea people breed like salmon?

  • gustofwind@lemmy.world
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    I live on land

  • woad@lemmy.ml
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    2 months ago

    Watching The Shape of Water.

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    Preparing nuclear weapons to boil off all the world’s oceans.

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    I trained Orcas to follow them to their secret hideout.
    They won’t be so secretive this time around.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My county is landlocked and I live about 150 metres above sea level.

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      Landcucking the Sea people, smart!

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    Learning songs from The Little Mermaid

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