Lil Kevlar’s getting a bit too big to carry around. The world’s cringiest Nazi needs a new meat shield.

Should be the easiest open and shut case ever

Mother: shows love and support to others.

Musk: has produced more Csam than anyone else alive thanks to grok…

But watch as his money muddys the waters and somehow he wins.

I think the richest man, who is a drug addict, who doesn’t know fuck about shit, and who has the political education of a child would make a great dad. Give him the child!

Meanwhile, I hope he develops a crippling seafood allergy and gets trapped at a marina.

You mean for a nanny to gain full custody of his child? Yeah, I’m sure that’ll go over well in court.

Great. Rich and with no meaningful parental support if elmo takes over. Sound like us presidential material.