Can we rename the sub to “nevermindactually”?
Boy, I love this sidelemmy. Never change.
…That’s enough Lemmy for today.
Same, and I just opened it
I’m pretty sure the primary enzymes in saliva are amalyse and lipase. They start to break down starches and fats respective. You’d probably needs something that breaks down protiens to have any effect on your skin.
Or be mashed into a pulp so the lipase could get to work…
FWIW, saliva contains epidermal growth factor, which is actually good for the skin. It’s one of the reasons the insides of our mouths heal so quickly.
except for the amount of bacteria in the mouth.
Which is also why animals lick their wounds, I believe.
its also to clean the wound via licking.
People are seriously downvoting a silly but innocent question posted here? 😭
Because it’s “no stupid questions”.
I thought this meant, there is no such thing as a stupid question, and you can ask whatever.
Huh, that’s possible, thanks.
Lmao was your previous comment genuine? I assumed it was some top tier sarcasm/wordplay
Uuuuh…
To be fair, I am dumb.Well, the good news is, this is a great place for dumb questions, should you ever have any. Welcome!
Did you really ask this after I posted a just posted a question about Germophobia?
😭
This universe gotta be trolling me.
I’d drown in my own vomit before that happens.
That depends. Are you made of cotton candy?
Your mouth is full of spit 100% of the time and you aren’t melting.
It’s not stomach acid. Hell, you can sort of use spit as lube, I am sure it’s fine.
Masturbator here. Can confirm spit as lube.
If it were a pool of e-girl saliva I would willingly drown before the saliva could melt me.
Please don’t leave your dark cave.
That’s Dan Schneider level fucked up.
🥵🥵🥵
This person would answer “not if you drink it all”
Bro. No. Just no…
✝️✝️✝️ you need Jesus.
