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I think you’ve got a cat.
is cat now
The same thing happened to me a few years ago!

He’s 5 now and my best friend.

You have been in-cat-pacitated.
Sorry boss can’t come in to work today.
Congratulations on the new cat 🐈 🎉
The cat distribution system strikes again!
That is such an orange cat thing to do lmao. “You having a day? My day now. No move”
You’ve been chosen!
By the universal laws, indeed, you are bound by the furry god until such time as he sees fit to release you.
Blessed.
Also: FLOMP.
I feel like there’s a word for “the tip of my feet” but I can’t put the tip of my hand on it.
You mean It’s on the tip of your tongue?
Its not just his toes
Aka fingers of the feet
A wild guess: Turkyie?

Yup, you’re going nowhere.








