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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

SLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmas

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SLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmas

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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    You forgot to include an advertisement despite paying for the subscription service.

    • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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      “Oh, what you want is the Good Uncle Plus plan. That one is ad-free!”

      (it isn’t actually ad-free 😈)

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        “Fewer ads! ^for three months^”

        • 18107@aussie.zone
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          The same number of ads, just not personalised.

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      THIS! it’s a must have for any sub service. That or a advertisement saying “I hope you are liking your sub, please share with friends and join our referral program!”

  • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’d pay £9.99pm to someone who sends me random presents year round tbh

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    last year I gave Sean a switch 2

    Proof that this is fake

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      Not necessarily Picture of 2 port network switch

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      Ken Cheng is a troll LinkedIn account that regularly posts hilarious fake posts. That account is a gold mine of ridiculously funny posts 😁

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        Aside from a few colleagues this is the only guy I added on there. Funny as shit

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      It’s a well-known satire account.

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      I thought it was pretty obviously satire, but I could be wrong.

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        You aren’t! 👌

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    “I want to connect with you, emotionally :)”

    Biggest cringelord

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      Is everyone on Lemmy on the spectrum dear god

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      The point you read that should have set off your “this might be satire” alarm

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      that’s the point

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