If I had my sword on me when he said that I would have struck him down for this insolence. That’s not even how math works.
Still don’t have my sword.
Just last week the stablehand extorted an entire gold coin from me just to “pay for feed and lodging” before he’d retrieve and bard my horse!
utterly preposterous
The Royal Treasury keeps debasing the currency
I hear it’s actually the fault of the borgers on account of their counterfeiting. Truly unbelievable behavior. No respect for the crown
explaining inflation to medieval knights:
I hear it’s the fault of the peasants who aren’t spending money and keeping the economy going! No, don’t look behind the curtain, don’t blame the nobles, fight each other!
That’s it. No more Mr. Noblesse oblige
Your PFP is adorable. Booop!
Can’t go wrong with red pandas
You really can’t! They’re utterly adorable!
(I really want to hug an actual panda bear, but a red panda would be a great snuggle too. They’re such hug shaped little guys!)
What’s next! Paying the serfs who I have test my food for poison? That’ll be the day!
