Facts, straight up facts

The only thing Jack Skelington did wrong was not go far enough, he shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin

I had to deliver shit to a neighborhood of McMansions that were too far apart to be walkable so parents were driving their kids from house to house. I overheard one of the parents start to say “You know, Trump has the right idea about…” while touching up her makeup in a $100,000 child destroyer SUV. This shit fucking sucks.

i had zero trick or treaters