Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck - Wired
In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?
Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I’m driving, I’ll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.
dude gets therapy from fucking grok lmao
yeah I was talking to my therapist the other day, I mean my Cybertruck, and
If the car won’t stir into a ditch by itself this will make you wish it did.
Even if was with a real therapist and not mecha hitler grok, he’s getting “therapy” while driving a pedestrian smasher 3000 around. Ridiculous from all angles lol.
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I think not killing at least three toddlers in an accident is bad for their performance metrics.
On my way home from work yesterday I get to the crosswalk near my house. Boomer in a Tesla comes to a stop 2/3 the way into the painted lines and I just stand there on my phone waiting for the thing to go through the intersection because fuck walking anywhere near one of avoidable.
Driver motions that he’s letting me cross and told him straight “I never walk in front if Teslas don’t want one to accidentally run me over” guy says, “ya know what that’s fair” and drives off.
good thing he didn’t hit you and also he wasn’t like a huge dick about it <3 <3 keep not getting hit by teslas dawgg
“vehicle” and “property” are the two most chud words in the language
female
I’m sure you’d get chicks riding around in a mobile armor rather than a cyberstuck.
But what if you wore the “I am the most divorced deadbeat dad” mask in the solar system?
deadbeats don’t have mask money that’s like a forty and pack of cigs right there easy
He got the money from his ex wife’s fascist father, seriously lol
you’d get so many unless they were made at the literally hitler factory for gundams
