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The original was posted on /r/comedyheaven by /u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam on 2025-10-04 22:01:44+00:00.
We’re using AI generated women in advertising now? How about I AI generate some interest in your product.
I do appreciate the extra pearl necklaces in each shot
It’s for all the AI-generated consumers, of course.
I find it frustrating that even when my brain almost instantly tells me that something is AI generated based on lighting alone, it is usually right, but I can’t consciously find any other sign, besides the hands, until I read the comments
The most obvious sign is the dresses inconsistency, its dose not look like the same dress in all three shots and not one is going to pay for multiple costumes for a ad like this.
At first I thought she was just not wearing a bra in the first shot, leading to unflattering cleavage. Then I noticed the sleeve in the second and third shots was different–it is gathered at the wrist in one shot but not the other.
Sometimes I can’t even put my finger on why I can tell, just that I can.
I find it mildly amusing the reference to pearl necklaces
AND FLAVOR???
Get ready for new chilli flavour.
Cool Ranch flavored cum
chocolate flavored cummies in great volume might make cissies fuckable finally
Finally, I’ve found what was always holding me back
I do like the concern over taste if I’m honest.
She just wants more semen for her hardened semen necklaces. Big industry, y’know.
Wake up babe, new type of guy just dropped: flavored cum guy.
A floatation device of some kind should be kept within arm’s reach.
The amount of semen is directly tied with female satisfaction/happiness
Ladies yearn for the cum mines. It’s science. Mathematically self evident.
And to the amount of necklace
Well being that a pearl necklace in the parlance of our times means something else which is specifically comprised of exclusively cum, “yes.”
I’d be concerned about any drug that actually increased the volume. That seems like a pretty nasty drug.
I really want to know how it makes you cum more loudly. What the hell does that even sound like?
Ever took a boat ride at Niagara Falls?
Mine goes “bloop”
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I’ll only take it if it’s USP certified Semen Enhancer.
Hey, pygeum africanum is no joke. I take a bit daily as part of my supplement routine. I am 50ish and piss like a racehorse still. Semen volume is not a thing I worry about as my semen dispensing nozzle is usually hidden when operating. I like normal sex, I guess.
If that’s the face they think a woman makes when you’re doing good I feel sorry for their wives.
