Acquire a tiger suit so I can also be a visible tiger if I wanted
I would go on long nighttime walks on the nature trails near my home.
- I wouldn’t mind the bugs because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t get tired or sweaty because I’m a tiger.
- I wouldn’t be arrested for walking on the trails at night because I’m invisible.
- The hobos who live on the trails wouldn’t be able to see me because I’m a tiger and I’m very stealthy.
Eat facists
I would just tiger about. Tigering. Unseen, as per yoozh, but now just more-so.
I would travel a looong way on foot to Helsinki and the parliament house. Then I would attack and devour Petteri Orpo (our prime minister) and Riikka Purra (our minister of finance).
Poop in shoes.
Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.
Would the poop retain the invisibility after exiting your tiger body?
There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility
The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.
Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.
Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.
Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.
It’s clear you’ve given this a lot of thought 😁
They’re the less ideal wizard
Tiger? No idea. Leopard though, lots of yummy faces out there that need eating.
Sleep for 18 hours a day, knowing no one would bother me.
I would be sad, because I would be unable to see how pretty I look
Probably transform into the kind of tiger nobody could see.
Would I have just a regular tiger brain while I was invisible, or would I be a smart tiger?
Are you already smart? I don’t think transforming into a tiger will enhance your cognitive abilities.
I would bask in the sun and be threateningly invisibly adorable
Wouldn’t you be incapable of enjoying the sun
Take huge tiger dumps on the cars of people who park shitty.
Lick my balls.
