Bidding starts at $50, place bids in increments of $5. Bidding closes in 24 hours from time of posting.
AUCTION NOW CLOSED!
Congratulations to @FerretyFever0@fedia.io on making the highest bid of $3005.
Please send me your address and port number and the cookie will be delivered to you in due time.
What guarantees you’d not make another one?
What’s with all the questions?
So you have a cottage food license? I don’t support black market baked goods.
Is this still available?
Auction remains open until ~21:25 UTC tomorrow!
What’s the buyer’s premium?
$0.00
What’s your license number?
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I’ll give you $0.50.
You’re really gonna low ball me? After all the love, sweat, and tears that went into making this one-of-a-kind cookie?
Pretty sure the bodily fluids void your food license.
If the recipe calls for it, I put it in.
Who do you think you are? Mrs. Fields?
I’m pieguy, and my cookies will run laps around this Mrs. Fields any day of the week, even Friday evening!
Will you accept cache?
Depends, which level?
Oh shit, put me down for $3000.
can I?
I don’t know, can you?
I’ll give you the picture of a judgmental rabbit for it.
Is it worth $50 at least?
It can be! I can even mint it as an NFT if you’d like!
Serious buyers only.
Does it come packaged and sealed in a controlled environment?
Yes, the cookie will be shipped in a state-of-the-art quality-preserving Tupperware, that’s included FOR FREE!
What a deal! Wowie!
I’ll bid about 6 dog pictures.
Are 6 dog pictures worth $3005 or more?
Hmmmm… Art is subjective, but, I believe them to be priceless. Frankly, for just the last cookie, an absolute bargain.
Have they been professionally appraised?
Yes, by my entire family, several friends and acquaintances as well. Some random people in youtube comment sections also appreciated the quality.
Very well, I will accept this as a bid for $3005
What’s wrong with it?
What makes you think something is wrong with it?
Why so cheap?
Someone else bid $3000, you think that’s cheap?
Is it still alive?
Yes, it is still available.
does this come with an award-winning recipe?
It comes from an award-winning recipe.
which award
The prestigious “pieguy’s friends said this cookie recipe is really good” award.
citation needed
The auction is now closed.
Do you deliver?
Shipping extra.
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