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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

UM EXCUSE THE FUCK ME

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UM EXCUSE THE FUCK ME

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Stamets@lemmy.worldM to Holup@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    The brain doesn’t work right.

    To put rape into their deck of cards to play.

    To casually tell your potential victim that they were in imminent danger of being raped by them.

    I’ve gone past disgusted to dumbfounded. I have to assume this was faked as an outrage joke, for self-defense.

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    nononono this must be fake

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    From potential second date to permanent restraining order in light speed.

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    This guy wins the Michelin Prize for Sharpest Turn in History.

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    That guy needs to be investigated. Like, to be that honest about raping someone and talk about it like it’s no big deal, he’s got to have done it before at least once.

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    Jfc

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      23 hours ago

      RIGHT?!

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      What does JFC mean?

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        John Fitzgerald Cennedy

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        Jersey Fried Chicken

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        Jesus fucking Christ

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        Jacking (my) Fucking Car

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        Jayzus fecking chroist!

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    Bruh, as a guy who hasn’t had sex yet, if you feel like you really need to have sex, what is so wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

    I’ve thought about it before, it’s also legal here so yeah. But I’ve realised that I’m not mainly looking for sex, I’m mainly looking for emotional connection.

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      Literally nothing wrong with it as far as I’m concerned. I mean… I lost my virginity at a bathhouse to 30+ men so I’m not exactly the foremost expert on how to best lose your virginity but I mean… Practice makes perfect right? Anxiety is a real thing. I get it.

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        the world will never hear the farts you could have made.

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Oh I can still rip ass, trust me. Kegels do a lot.

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        h-huh? If you feel comfortable, please elaborate because I am so curious how something like that even happens. (It’s totally okay if you want to keep that private though)

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          Well, I got an invite to go to a bathhouse for an event. I went. There was a dark room with a sling. I got in it. Many men then proceeded to get inside of me. Much fun was had.

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            I’m a lesbian and i am so jealous that we don’t have bathhouses

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            lol neat! My asexual ass could never, but I’m glad you had fun

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      what is ao wrong about just paying a prostitute to do it with?

      In most places, the law. Not that I agree with it, but that is the law and most people don’t want to risk prison.

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        Yes, that is true, that is why I added the disclaimer that it is legal here

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      The law and money but even then you dont fucking rape someone…

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      I’ve thought about doing this but then realized I have no idea where to find a prostitute. And being inexperienced I’d be afraid I’d get busted by the cops.

      It’s the same reason I didn’t smoke weed until it was legal.

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    Haha damn I laughed out loud.

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    Haha bye 👋

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    There’s an alternate universe where he wasn’t honest with her for a second.

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