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Cop - “Uh… what’s going on…”
Woman - “Nothin’…”
Cop - “What are you hiding?”
Woman - “I don’t have any skeletons in my closet”
“Chief, you gotta check this out. There’s a dead man in the closet.”
“Is it a skeleton, Lou?”
“Uh… No.”
“Damn. She’s telling the truth.”
lmao
Sorry for my appearance, HEAVY flow. I’m sure you understand.
Typically when someone answers the door covered in blood that’s not an encouraging sign.
I don’t even like answering the door in socks!