Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom
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The president threw Elon Musk a lifeline with an event, livestreamed on X, where he touted the cars and said he would buy one.
    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
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      1 month ago

      The 2025 version of that U2 album being forced into people’s iPhones. Except it’s 10,000 times as bad.

      Seriously though - I can image Trump/Elon connecting government services, government benefits to Twitter in a way that forces people to have an account and also to use it publicly.

      -–

      “Hello, I’m BTGTgrok - the better than government™ tool. How can I help you.”

      “I’m 83 and I had to make a Twitter account at the public library today. I need my Social Security check. This is very important.”

      “Reply with yr Social Security number.”

      “Yr?”

      “Your. Like - your old.”

      “That’s YOU’RE. And I don’t understand Twitter but this conversation is public right?”

      “Thx for teaching me grammar, grammy! Reply with yr Social Security number.”