• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    9am Porsche dealership, point at whatever the most expensive one in the showroom and say “I want it and I want it right now, how much? Ill bring it back for its first service tomorrow but I want to drive it out right now” drive it straight to the Audi dealership and repeat at the BMW dealership, if I have enough money and time left, head to the Honda dealership and grab a Type R.

    The following day, drive the cars back to the dealership, say “I know I’m going to take a loss but I’ve changed my mind. Can you buy the car back?”

    Probably wind up with about $700,000 and I’m not taking back the Type R.

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    14 hours ago

    How many school lunch bills can be paid with that?

    Or tuition for how many community college students?

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    18 hours ago

    Why no houses? I’m sure I could find a house that they could sign over that day if I paid the whole million in cash. It’d be a shithole anyway, if it’s only a million bucks.

    I guess I could buy a million dollars worth of shares in something that will likely go up by a few cents if not a few dollars the next day, so I could immediately sell the shares and would have more than 1 million.

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    Go to all the dealerships in my town and buy up as much inventory as possible. You can purchase the cars that day and pay cash in full but you won’t receive them for a while. While you wait you have a few days to weeks to coordinate with as many groups as possible to “give” those cars to families in need assuming they can cover the cost of insurance for that vehicle.

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    I buy $1M worth of gold. Definitely something that could be done in a day, and it’s a good investment and highly liquid.

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      1 day ago

      Good call! How would you even get your hands on a millions worth though? Although you could probably just buy a load of Tiffany’s stuff and resell it

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        7 hours ago

        It’s a lot less gold than you probably are thinking. A million doesn’t even buy you a single bar of gold like you see in the movies(400 troy ounce, 27.4 pounds, 12.4kg).

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        I’d find a well-established shop that sells gold bullion, go there, and tell them I’d like to purchase a million dollars’ worth. Probably not the most efficient way, but it would be very fast and I think I can get by with losing a few percent of my new fortune.

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          If you live in a city with a decent size manufacturing scene you could also absolutely buy a million dollars worth of metal from a supplier in town. Especially higher end alloys and metals

          But I think it’d probably be easier to buy a million dollars worth of jewelry.

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            21 hours ago

            Gold jewelry doesn’t have as much inherent value as bullion, so it would be harder to sell without losing money. And in 24 hours I could easily drive to a big city for the purchase (or just book a flight with a tiny fraction of the money).

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              I don’t think you have to sell it though? At least not from reading the original post

              But a million is also not that much. I’d imagine any jewelry store in a mall has multiple millions worth of inventory

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                I don’t have to sell it, but I assume I’ll want to eventually. And yeah a million isn’t really that much for a precious metal shop anyways.

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    My partner is not an artist, but he could paint something on some nice paper in a few minutes. Buy a frame, give him the rest of the $1mil, proudly display the piece in our house. I trust him to use that money well.

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    Well, being is that I already have all of the equipment set up, I could just pay off my house and all of my debts with the remaining, I don’t know, $600,000 just buy jewelry and cars that I can then resell in the future or something if need be.

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    Is this a “Brewster’s Millions” scenario, where it has to be wasted, or do you just have to buy a bunch of crap?

    Also, I’m presuming you aren’t counting time for the check/etc to clear. Otherwise, very few of us could ever even conceivably make that level of transaction.

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              For the most part, the only real restriction is that you have to have cash on hand to settle any purchases that day regardless of any sales. The next day all the transactions settle and you can continue. So you just have to keep a larger cash reserve if you’re going to do a lot of swing trading.

              Some brokers are more flexible with that and will cover you as long as your trades don’t put your cash in the negative, but that’s up to the broker to manage the risk of a failed transaction.

              Or so I understand it.