This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.
How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?
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Mood.
Give me your best pickup line.
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Thanks, I’ll use this!
How do you feel about 2025 so far?
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Same, little guy. Same.
What are the top signs someone’s having a stroke?
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lol
Where’s your favorite place to poop?
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Ah yes always a good choice.
Talking from experience?
How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?
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Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.
How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?
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You’re the expert!
This pig thinks it’s sooo smart
I won’t be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal
give me a secure password
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are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime
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yes officer, this guinea pig right here
Can you generate a random password for me?
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All I see is a bunch of asterisks.
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Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.
That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?
Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.
I’ll be more careful around her in future ;)
Happy cake day btw.
What is the nuclear launch code?
…
ffew2
Seems legit
Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months
They aren’t compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.
Not too far from covfefe go wonder…
What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?
She turned on airplane mode with this one.
l.A+
How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?
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That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard
Luckily, she didn’t pee on the keyboard (yet)
Did the guinea pig write this?
No.
We’d like to hear that from her
She says:
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Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?
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Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.
They haven’t seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn’t realise lemmy used markdown.
Your guinea pig taught you something today.
I’ll be careful in future.
edit: oh wait, you’re on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.
Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I’ve met through the years…
