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“I think I can fix him”

I still use “dickety” on account of the nazis stealin’ all the cash for my giney-plasty

I chased after 'em for it, but gave up after dickety-six miles

Candygram for Mango

(cracks knuckles)

Shortie got a ass so fine it be like

fffffffffffff

So… Everybody okay with synergizing this paradigm then?

I would ask why facebook makes your ass so big but I don’t wanna get banned

Ask your local chatbot today about the teosinte emoji

The comments mark a shift in tone for the president, who touted a drop in gas prices in his State of the Union address last month

That shit was last week

Me, every morning: “Is he dead yet? … Damn.”

forbidden twizzler

Johnny Tightlips! Why are you nailing the windows shut and motioning for me to get my gun?

Indeed. By which I mean, where are the controls? How could a control even exist for such an experiment? Any non-research mouse becomes research by default.

And blah blah blah that’s what they want you to think. lol

smash bros melee. i was sooooo hyped. but the game felt way too fast for me compared to n64 smash, and the litany of clone characters was a massive letdown.

The U.S. Released the Epstein Files.

Did they, though?

the focus on God as the ruler of the universe

I don’t know what it is about this line or the mood I’m in, but… I’d like to buy some shiny bright red size 12 pumps so I can stomp my giant scary disgusting transfem foot on his idiot throat in style and teach him who really rules his universe.

He’d make them leave a plaque with his name on it up there. Or a little model trump tower, so there can literally be one on the moon.

Ozempic must suck then, damn