This is /c/showerthoughts, not /c/trippingballsthoughts.

I salute you for suffering this movie 78 days in a row.

That’s more than I’ve peed on OP’s keyboard

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

There was a movie about a guy stuck in an airport, I think it was called Die Hard 2.

This. Always use your own domain.

A hamster with dreams of becoming a concert pianist is definitely going to be a hit Disney movie.

I am ready.

Gottem

The real question is always in the comments.

Only doing this if I get a moose steak with those pancakes.

Moose aren’t like a sacred animal in Canada right?

When you have a funeral at 3 but gotta be at a kid’s birthday party at 4.

I’m getting ready to walk out and won’t be back until next year. Can hardly contain my excitement.

Network solutions as always will learn nothing and do nothing differently.

Anything except lower ticket prices right?

A perfect score!

When you spend all your money on exhaust kits and can’t afford an alignment.

Put on my robe and wizard hat

Careful it can also progress into Stage 4 BSD.

If it’s a tie? Believe it or not move to the right