Add in some cigarettes and you’ve pretty much got the “depressed detective” diet there
Because of the hard-boiled eggs?
A life of solving crimes in these streets is tough, and not for the faint. It’s such a hard life style that my eggs hard boil themselves before I can eat them. Another day, another hard boiled egg washed down with my hidden desk whiskey.
Swap the wine for the bottle of whisky they keep in their desk drawer
Hot women have kidney stones.
Black coffee at dinner. I see you’ve determined that I don’t need sleep.
The alcohol will cancel it out.
There’s something they say in recovery (sobriety) programs about alcohol and coffee: the only result is a wide-awake drunk.
Now I’m sleepy and vibrating.
This seems like something Dr. Nick Riviera would prescribe:“All of the cholesterol will make your heart work extra hard. It’s like exercising all the time!”
if necessary
3 days loss: 5lbs (2,5k.)
I suppose if you did do this and this only this you would be so horribly dehydrated after 3 days that might ring true
“preferably Chablis”
poached if necessary
the 1,000 calorie/day atkins diet.
I don’t really like either so I’m not defending their honor or anything but aren’t poached eggs healthier than hard-boiled? Something about the lower temp and shorter cook time?
The white part needs to be boiled and the yellow part raw. Something to do with protein intake but can’t remember exactly what !
