Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.

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    He’s just an incel that got lucky. Born rich, buys other people’s companies, pretends to be good at things. Cheats at gaming and fails spectacularly.

    America is awesome. /s

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        As a Tesla fan, yes. Thomas Edison piece of shit who would electrocute an elephant if he could get away with it.

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        I’ve always made this connection but it doesn’t work in the real world because people don’t remember Edison as the guy who got rich off of other people’s work, but as some genius inventor.

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        Haven’t heard of this. Given his generally shitty personality (not calling you a liar), source?

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      I’ll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.

      I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:

      In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.

      These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.

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        Oh don’t get me wrong. Cunt Muskrat can fuck right off and drown in a lake of cum, it’s just that other people have a bad hairline/are balding, so making fun of a feature (especially one that people have no control over) indirectly makes fun of all people with that feature, as well as Musk of course.

        Anyway, mine was a half-serious comment. Musk is a bitch lol

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        Wow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.

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          I’m not insulting the balding of those I don’t know. Only Musk’s.

          Believe whatever you like though.

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            You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.

            But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
            At least now we know.

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              Lol. I have an uneven balding pattern. I was not offended.

              You sound suspiciously like a snowflake.

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      Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength

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      Not when they’re the richest person in the world and making it a worse place.

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    What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.

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    He’d probably be a trillionaire already if he hadn’t wasted his money buying his hair back.