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Calling in sick while you feel prefectly healthy
Friendly reminder that, in many USian work places, vacation time is paid out when you leave but sick time is not.
Feel like taking a day trip? Call in sick. Save up your vacation time for a nice payout.
i thought this was pretty much what everyone else did because it’s the rational thing to do. But no, people are so much more puritanical than I ever imagined.
The first Nazi you have to kill is the Nazi in your mind.
There are way too many mind Nazis still alive and well.
my coworkers: see masks don’t work he’s called in sick again!
me:
I did that in school sometimes.
“ok well let me know when i get back what you’re going to do about me not being there”
“If you don’t show up, you may as well start looking for a new job!”
Me who started planning my departure as soon as I arrived
fax machine is broken. sorry…
try mailing your paper request with postal stamps.
how bout dem robotic workers, eh?
