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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Kids menu

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Kids menu

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    To be fair it’s a small beer

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_beer

    • ThoGot@lemm.ee
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      Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

      👀

  • ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc
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    His palms are sweaty…

    • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net
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      mom’s spaghetti

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        he’s nervous

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    “Got the kids huh? You’re gonna need another beer for this” -SkipTheDishes

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    Don’t worry. This is normal in Germany.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    We have a saying here in Denmark: “the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people”.

    With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Wine? You mean “old grape juice?”

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Fermented grape juice.

  • Monument
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    I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

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    Everyone knows you gotta select the adult’s menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Well yeah, I ain’t paying that adult menu markup!

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    deleted by creator

  • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    where liquor?

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    No milk? Shame…

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