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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Anon is a dentist

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Anon is a dentist

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    They do that! Now I know why.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      I always figured it was so you’d focus on something other than what’s happening in your mouth

      Like when a doctor tells you to turn your head and cough. Turning your head does nothing for the exam, it just keeps you from coughing on the doctor

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      I’ve just stopped replying. Some get upset. Like, what the hell, if you wanted to hear my answers then why did you stick your whole hand into my mouth

  • jaybone@lemmy.world
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    50 clients a day

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      That’s a lot of oral for any profession

      • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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        One every ten minutes. Doable.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
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      10hrs, 5 clients an hour is doable. Also, they say it’s 50 to embelish the story.

      • gingernate@sopuli.xyz
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        No fucking way someone could see 5 patients an hour for 10 hrs straight.

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          I have seen it with my eyes. I was homeless and travelling in canada and needed an emergency extraction and heard that there is a dentist volunteering to do extractions for free. I went there, and they had 4 chairs being prepped by volunteer nurses, as the dentist went from one chair to another in a circle doing a quick extraction as each chair was replaced with a new patient. They may have even been going faster than 5 per hour.

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            Dang thats insane. I imagine pulling homeless teeth 5 per hr, 10 hrs a day for 10 years would lead to some extreme burnout.

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          I still don’t know if we are talking about dentistry or blowjobs, but either way it seems somewhat unreasonable.

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      deleted by creator

  • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    OOP doesn’t seem to know anything about dentistry, lol. 50 clients. Head dentist guy.

  • Boxscape
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    that’s a dick move

  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome!

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    This made me laugh on the train and now I’m a bit embarrassed but also in a very good mood.

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    What

    • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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      The senior put something(dentist related) in the patient’s mouth before asking them questions, so they’ll struggle answering

      I was confused too

      • Yuki@kutsuya.dev
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        Oooooh

  • baines@lemmy.cafe
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    find something you love…. yada yada

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      I believe the full quote is, “find something you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, although you will have to attend a lot of meetings about it”.

      The universe takes its revenge, you never get completely left alone to enjoy life, it violates thermodynamics or something.

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    Uhf hmmm

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    I wonder if this trickles over into their sex life?

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