He knows how to use the seashells.

I cant help but focus on it

😏

Who would want to get rid of the manure smell?

Cold Case.

HBO Max…imum Occupancy 120.

Will you pay me 10% more?

Sure they will … In pizza parties 😏

Cat on the right be like

How you doin’, Reykjavik?

They gon’ introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

Are you subscribing to federated communities?

You have to take steps to do that. Otherwise you’re left at the mercy of your home instance, which may have a greater proportion of politically-concerned communities and commenters.

this is literally the first time I’ve ever seen someone use it in a sentence.

Oh boy! Here’s your second then:
South Africa’s Internet top-level domain is .za!

Whateven is a wonderwall anyway?

You.

(„ಡωಡ„)

Lmaww, you guize.

Everything the body needs

Cleric class.

She thought I was being adorable.

Painted a ceiling

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind. How true that is.”
― Dan Quayle

”A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
— Major Chip Hazard

Middle got legs like a Secretary Bird.