- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- thisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- thisisnotmylife@lemm.ee
- comicstrips@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/28090390
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/35018512
Far more than c/mildlyinfuriating
Just 9.99 per month
Until the company shuts down its servers and your toilet stops working.
And that’d be “only” a toilet. People out there euphorically buying cars like that.
Most people are idiots. You cannot change my mind.
And it goes down mid-use, and the toilet has tamper-proofing that stops you from emptying it any other way “for security”.
And then you “unfortunately” have to buy the newer version for just a couple of bucks more
Unrecognized toilet paper roll detected. Please make sure to only use authentic rolls.
For the basic plan, based on usage though it looks like you’d save more with our premium tier that allows unlimited flushes per day and includes our smellfesh scent subscription.