smell of us

You meant to suggest the situation when dogs wear our odour, right? Like, perhaps, they rub against us and pick up a scent to wear ?

To check for odour without wearing it themselves, it’s just “smell us”. So, I’m not sure whether it was a typo.

My beagle hates it when I do laundry or if my goldendoodle gets perfume at the groomer. Everything MUST be stinky according to the beagle. He does his best to make everything have his hound smell by rubbing all over everything and everyone. I’d be mad if he wasn’t so damn cute when he does it. He makes dumb little noises and gives me side eye as he wiggles around like a doofus

Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!

If they don’t already think we’re nuts for wearing clothes.

There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?

Gotta make room for new smells

Or collecting their poo.

Well dog, at least I have nuts, ya eunuch.

You think I wash.