Only one of those will meet the tolerances.
Aye, ye think yer little wobbly Vulcan coin on a glass is gonna stay calibrated under Warp 3 tactical maneuvers? Hang on. I left a wee role o’ duct tape in Jefferies Tube 7.
I’d love to think that a box of duct tape is a standard fixture in the broom closet of engineering.
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If you wish to bake a universe, first you must invent the duct tape.
Duct tape, ratchet straps, zip ties and a grease gun. Pump that fucker full of grease and drive it till it catches fire.
I just tried this and it works
of course it works, it’s duct tape
*duck tape
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What about Duck Tape duct tape?
*not for use on actual ducts
**or ducks
It originally was duck tape, as it was designed for use on military vehicles called ducks. Ducks have tires to drive on land and a motor to travel on water. They drive into water, use the on board motor to boat around and drive out the other side. They needed something waterproof to patch holes and duck tape was born.
It wasn’t until after WW2 that people started using it for ducts and then people started calling it duct tape.
*duct ape
Eventually that tape will fail. Gravity and physics never will.
Unless you’re in chaotic space.
Or the Delphic Expanse.
gravity and physics can’t survive a few bounces
